Abantu boMkhosi wokwenyani (hayi iFake Armchair Warriors Posting kweli Candelo)?

Hayi kumaxesha anamhlanje. Ndiya kuqikelela ukuba uPatton akayi kukwazi ukufumana ukuzibamba komntu ukuze aphephe umonakalo owenzela isibambiso okanye afumane inqanaba lobuzaza benkcubeko efunekayo kwimisebenzi ye-counterinsurgency. Ndifunde into entle malunga noPatton kwaye ngenxa yoko, andicingi ukuba angaqhuba kakuhle kwidabi langoku. Wayelijoni lovuselelo kwaye wayethanda amadabi amandulo. Iinjongo zethu zezopolitiko zidibene kakhulu neqhinga lomkhosi kule mihla. Oko kuthethiweyo, ukuba injongo yethu ibikukutshabalalisa yonke into esendleleni yethu, ke isihogo ewe bendiya kukhonza phantsi kwakhe! NdinguMkhosi wenqwelomoya. Ukuba ukhe wafuna ukunyuselwa, ndingawongwa. Qhubeka!

1. Ngaba zikho iingcali zezopolitiko ezifuna ukundinika iimbono zazo malunga nendlela udushe lwase-Egypt oluya kuthi ngayo?

Ingaba ucinga ntoni? Yimveliso kwaye kukho ingxaki kumbindi mpuma. Ucinga ukuba abaqiqi bazakuyiyeka loo nto ihambe imosha?

2. Uthini umahluko phakathi kwefiziksi yethiyori kunye nefiziksi ye-armchair?

Ingcali yefiziksi ye-armchair ngomnye waba bantu bakwazisa ngobuqili ukuba isikimu sabo sokusuka apha siye eAndromeda ngesileyi nge-wormhole kwisiphekepheke esakhiwe njengevili le-ferris siqinisekiswa kukwazi kwabo ukuba "iPluto ayiyoplanethi, uyazi."

3. Ngaba AmaNgqina KaYehova akuYahoo Uyaphendula Ngamagorha eArmchair?

Kukho malunga nama-20 okanye amaNgqina angaphezulu endiwabona rhoqo kwiimpendulo zikaYahoo. Ngaba oko kubalwa "njengabaninzi"? Ngaba ukholelwa ngokunyanisekileyo nangayiphi na inkunkuma osandula ukuyikhupha? Ngokunyanisekileyo? Ndiyathemba ukuba awukhohliswanga ngolo hlobo. Owu, kwaye nceda ubonise apho kuyo nayiphi na impapasho yethu: “ifundisa amalungu ayo ukuba abe nenzondelelo yempambano emfazweni xa kuthethwa ngabantu abangavumelaniyo nawe” Enkosi --------- aba bawuphendulayo umbuzo wam? --------- Leliphi inqaku olithethayo elithi "Ifundisa amalungu ayo ukuba abe neengqondo zemfazwe yenzondelelo xa isiza kubantu abangavumelaniyo nawe"? Sasisandul’ ukufunda loo manqaku kutshanje, yaye ndisenawo owam umbhalo esandleni sam, ngoko ke leliphi ozama ukubhekisela kulo? Okanye ngaba uthetha ngenqaku elithetha ngoYehu? Ngaba le "imfundiso" uthetha ngayo? Ezi ziqwengana zincinci ezifihlakeleyo onokuthi uzithathele kude emxholweni? .

4. Ngaba likhona igama elichaza 'isitulo sengalo/isitulo sangaphandle/abaniki-ngcebiso abangaboniyo'?

Kukho amagama ambalwa endinokucinga ngawo: "Bazikhukhumezile." Banikela "iingcebiso ezingacelwanga." Banikela "iiplatitudes." Ngokuxhomekeka kwindlela abathetha ngayo, banokuba "yi-pous bores."

5. Njengosihlalo we-armchair General, ngaba wawunokungamthobeli uHitler kwaye uphume eStalingrad kwisiqingatha sesibini se-1942?

Ukungathobeli kwakuya kuba nemiphumo emibi. Ukuzama ukuphuma emva kwexesha edabini kuya kusilela. Xa kunikwa umyalelo wokuqala, eli dabi lalingayi kuba nexabiso elikhulu ukuba uHitler wayenokuhlala ngasentshona yeStalingrad, aze agcinwe apho.

6. Kulungile ke makhwenkwe namantombazana, masibe ngabaqeqeshi bezitulo ze-armchair ngobu busuku.?

Ndicinga ukuba kufuneka ukhwele uJohnson ngoku kuba udlala eshushu ngokucacileyo. Ndicinga ukuba oku kuya kukhuthaza iNtyatyambo ukuba idlale ngamandla nangakumbi. Haha ewe yiloo nto ngokucacileyo ekufuneka yenziwe yiPittsburgh, ukurhweba uStall Malkin njl.

7. Yeyiphi eyona modeli ye-armchair?

Abaqulunqi bahlukene malunga nalo mbuzo. Kukho amakhulu ezitulo ezithi, ngenxa yoyilo lwe-aesthetics kunye nokusebenza, zizuze isihloko esithi "icon".Engqondweni, impendulo yam sisitulo se-Aemes lounge kunye ne-ottoman kuba ifudumele kwaye ikhululekile, njenge-mitt cradling a baseball ( impembelelo yoyilo). Nangona kunjalo, ubuninzi besitulo sivumela kuphela ukuba sisebenzise oku apho kukho indawo eninzi yokuhamba ngokukhululekileyo kunye nokujikeleza, kunye noxabiso ngokubanzi loyilo lwesitulo. Usihlalo we-Womb ka-Eero Saarinen unoyilo oluphantse lufane, nangona ukukhanya ngakumbi kunye nomoya , kwaye ngaphandle kwe-swivel, ngoko ibonakala ilungile nakwizithuba ezixineneyo.Yeyiphi eyona modeli ye-armchair?

8. Abagxeki bomculo we-Armchair! Ixesha lezimvo zakho zobuchwephesha!?

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